I know some funny people...thanks
for takin' the time. - billjhill
for takin' the time. - billjhill
THE REVIEWS ARE IN :
"brilliant ...better than sex"- johnny c. , the boston
globe
"wicked pissa ..better than beers , baked beans
and chowda"- boston john
"bill kills"- quentin tarantino
"two thumbs up my ass ...bill is a great american"-
george bush
"bill hits a home run ..he must be on steroids"- jose
canseco
"should be required reading at harvard business
school and most rehab clinics"- donald trump
''i laughed my turbin off ...rock on bill ..and death to
america"- osama bin laden
"the times they are a... becoming quite different
..bill is the philosopher for a new, fucked up
generation"- bob dylan
"what's with the hat?"- bob denver , gilligans'
island gazette
"bills' book helped me lose 30 pounds"- oprah
winfrey
"i laughed..i cried....i cheered ..i cried some
more..more crying ...blew my nose..cried some
more...almost stopped crying but not quite ...had a
couple of drinks and i was o.k."- messy , davids'
den daily news
"ludicrous...benny hills' book not only inspires ..it
perspires"- mike tyson
"way better than salman rushdie"- sadam hussein
"after reading bills' book , my priests don't seem
that bad"- cardinal roger mahoney
"i can't read"- paris hilton
"fun for the whole family"- charles manson
"i wanna party with that guy"- bill clinton
"i wish i had read bills' book before the hurricane ,
it could have saved hundreds of lives"- ray nagin ,
mayor of new orleans
"although i enjoyed the book , i could not grasp
bills' deep undersanding and respect for women"-
kobe bryant
"i can't believe i got away with it"- o.j. simpson
"these are the stories i would read to my children at
bedtime"- paula poundstone
"bill...hill.... huh..that kinda almost rhymes"- jessica
simpson
"bill helped us get pregnant...thanks bill"- tom
cruise and katie holmes
"hill is god"- eric clapton
"better than prison...it's a good book"- martha
stewart
"i can't believe bill is still alive"- keith richards
"these stories have to be true ...even i can't make
up shit like that"- dan rather
"go to hell bill"- ex-girlfriend
"too many big words"- anna nicole smith
"you can't touch bill...he's gonna make a fortune
....i'd invest in him"- hammer
"and i thought i was fucked up"- rodney king
"no viagra needed ..bills' book will get your blood
flowing"- raphael palmeiro
"bills' book scared me straight"- elton john
"i also can't believe o. j. got away with it"- robert
blake
"bill..hill...what a thrill.....i would kill to have his
skill....his book gives me a chill.....i should take a
pill....i think i will...i liked it even better than "green
eggs and ham""- rev. jesse jackson
"muy bueno"- vincente fox , president of mexico
"i peed 16 times just looking at the cover"- wee wee
, davids' den times
"bill is no girly man ..this book will pump you up"-
arnold shwarzneggar
"brilliant...i choose bill"- hillary clinton , paid for by
the comittee to elect clinton/hill in 2008
"cowboys rule ...now drink the damn shot"-
marissa , bartender
"i laughed so hard i fell and cracked my shell"-
turtle , reptile
"bill really seems to care ...about what.. i have no
idea"- mcduff , handyman
"bills' book really makes you think...i hate that"-
shaquille o'neal
"groovy.....bills book makes me horny baby"-
austin powers
"well lubricated"- larry flynt
"i also can't believe bill is still alive"- fidel castro
"i can't wait for the sequel"- steven speilberg
"bill floats like a butterfly and it stings when he
pees...you better buy his book or i'll knock you to
your knees"- muhammed ali
"drop dead bill"- ex-boyfriend
"rip roaring funny...don't operate heavy machinery
or drive after reading bills' book"- lindsay lohan
"mr hills' book could lower cholesterol"- c. everett
coop , former surgeon general
"as a wealthy black golfer , i can relate to bills'
stories as a poor , white writer"- tiger woods
"bills' book helped land the space shuttle"- NASA
"bill saved my career"- gary coleman
"bills' book gets you higher than any drug out
there..so i've heard"- robert downry jr.
"it drove me to drink"- ted kennedy
"i owe everything i have to bills' book"- bill gates
"bloody good read"- tony blair
"if these stories are true , the end of civilization is
not far off"- dr. laura
"holy hell...bill takes you on a wild crusade you
hope never ends"- the pope
"funnier than "philadelphia" and "saving private
ryan""- tom hanks
"it's just like "passion of the christ"...only
different"- mel gibson
"instant classic...it will make a great broadway
musical"- mel brooks
"oscar worthy"- jon stewart
"bill has real talent ...i heard he even does his own
writing"-ashlee simpson
"bills' book saved my marriage"- jennifer lopez
"bills' book has given me hope that our two nations
can live in peace"- kim jong il , dictator of north
korea
"he shoots...he scores..bill saved hockey"- wayne
gretzky
"bills' book could lower gas prices"- OPEC
"billys' book makes me want to touch
my....uh......my ...monkey...ya .that's it...my monkey"-
michael jackson
"he must have sold his soul to be this good....see
ya in hell bill"- madonna
"90% inspiration, 8% motivation and 5%
depravation"-pamela anderson
"masterpiece....a breathtaking , lyrical , stunningly
poetic combination of
shakespeare, milton, dickens and melville all rolled
into one.....i wept"- ozzy osbourne
"ozzys' lost his mind again"- sharon osbourne
"our only hope is he doesn't reproduce"- rush
limbaugh
"bill is so great ..i would let him have the last
donut....mmmmmmmm donuts"-homer simpson
"bill is to writing , what pauly shore is to acting"-
variety
"bill is so cute...i wish i was single"- jennifer
anniston
"bills' book started out fast ...quickly climaxed...
then fizzled in the end , leaving the reader totally
unsatisfied"- jenna jameson , porn star
"too wordy"- terrell owens
"bills' book could start world war III"- kofi annan ,
secretary general of the united nations
"epic...enormous..bill comes up huge"- john holmes
"outrageous...bills' stories make me look sane"-
denis rodman
"bills' advice saved our company"- ken lay , enron
"i had a great time last night bill...call me"-
condoleezza rice
"thanks for the alibi bill...good one"- scott peterson
"all time greatest book ever"- bill hill
"bills' book helped us enrich uranium...thanks bill"-
mahmoud ahmadinejad , president of iran
"bill is a true superhero"- clark kent , the daily
planet
seriously bill, great stuff, very very funny with some
good lessons. the stories were hilarious. i wish you
the best of luck and am looking forward to
your next project.
thanks for the laughs,
john
Boston, Massachusetts
"brilliant ...better than sex"- johnny c. , the boston
globe
"wicked pissa ..better than beers , baked beans
and chowda"- boston john
"bill kills"- quentin tarantino
"two thumbs up my ass ...bill is a great american"-
george bush
"bill hits a home run ..he must be on steroids"- jose
canseco
"should be required reading at harvard business
school and most rehab clinics"- donald trump
''i laughed my turbin off ...rock on bill ..and death to
america"- osama bin laden
"the times they are a... becoming quite different
..bill is the philosopher for a new, fucked up
generation"- bob dylan
"what's with the hat?"- bob denver , gilligans'
island gazette
"bills' book helped me lose 30 pounds"- oprah
winfrey
"i laughed..i cried....i cheered ..i cried some
more..more crying ...blew my nose..cried some
more...almost stopped crying but not quite ...had a
couple of drinks and i was o.k."- messy , davids'
den daily news
"ludicrous...benny hills' book not only inspires ..it
perspires"- mike tyson
"way better than salman rushdie"- sadam hussein
"after reading bills' book , my priests don't seem
that bad"- cardinal roger mahoney
"i can't read"- paris hilton
"fun for the whole family"- charles manson
"i wanna party with that guy"- bill clinton
"i wish i had read bills' book before the hurricane ,
it could have saved hundreds of lives"- ray nagin ,
mayor of new orleans
"although i enjoyed the book , i could not grasp
bills' deep undersanding and respect for women"-
kobe bryant
"i can't believe i got away with it"- o.j. simpson
"these are the stories i would read to my children at
bedtime"- paula poundstone
"bill...hill.... huh..that kinda almost rhymes"- jessica
simpson
"bill helped us get pregnant...thanks bill"- tom
cruise and katie holmes
"hill is god"- eric clapton
"better than prison...it's a good book"- martha
stewart
"i can't believe bill is still alive"- keith richards
"these stories have to be true ...even i can't make
up shit like that"- dan rather
"go to hell bill"- ex-girlfriend
"too many big words"- anna nicole smith
"you can't touch bill...he's gonna make a fortune
....i'd invest in him"- hammer
"and i thought i was fucked up"- rodney king
"no viagra needed ..bills' book will get your blood
flowing"- raphael palmeiro
"bills' book scared me straight"- elton john
"i also can't believe o. j. got away with it"- robert
blake
"bill..hill...what a thrill.....i would kill to have his
skill....his book gives me a chill.....i should take a
pill....i think i will...i liked it even better than "green
eggs and ham""- rev. jesse jackson
"muy bueno"- vincente fox , president of mexico
"i peed 16 times just looking at the cover"- wee wee
, davids' den times
"bill is no girly man ..this book will pump you up"-
arnold shwarzneggar
"brilliant...i choose bill"- hillary clinton , paid for by
the comittee to elect clinton/hill in 2008
"cowboys rule ...now drink the damn shot"-
marissa , bartender
"i laughed so hard i fell and cracked my shell"-
turtle , reptile
"bill really seems to care ...about what.. i have no
idea"- mcduff , handyman
"bills' book really makes you think...i hate that"-
shaquille o'neal
"groovy.....bills book makes me horny baby"-
austin powers
"well lubricated"- larry flynt
"i also can't believe bill is still alive"- fidel castro
"i can't wait for the sequel"- steven speilberg
"bill floats like a butterfly and it stings when he
pees...you better buy his book or i'll knock you to
your knees"- muhammed ali
"drop dead bill"- ex-boyfriend
"rip roaring funny...don't operate heavy machinery
or drive after reading bills' book"- lindsay lohan
"mr hills' book could lower cholesterol"- c. everett
coop , former surgeon general
"as a wealthy black golfer , i can relate to bills'
stories as a poor , white writer"- tiger woods
"bills' book helped land the space shuttle"- NASA
"bill saved my career"- gary coleman
"bills' book gets you higher than any drug out
there..so i've heard"- robert downry jr.
"it drove me to drink"- ted kennedy
"i owe everything i have to bills' book"- bill gates
"bloody good read"- tony blair
"if these stories are true , the end of civilization is
not far off"- dr. laura
"holy hell...bill takes you on a wild crusade you
hope never ends"- the pope
"funnier than "philadelphia" and "saving private
ryan""- tom hanks
"it's just like "passion of the christ"...only
different"- mel gibson
"instant classic...it will make a great broadway
musical"- mel brooks
"oscar worthy"- jon stewart
"bill has real talent ...i heard he even does his own
writing"-ashlee simpson
"bills' book saved my marriage"- jennifer lopez
"bills' book has given me hope that our two nations
can live in peace"- kim jong il , dictator of north
korea
"he shoots...he scores..bill saved hockey"- wayne
gretzky
"bills' book could lower gas prices"- OPEC
"billys' book makes me want to touch
my....uh......my ...monkey...ya .that's it...my monkey"-
michael jackson
"he must have sold his soul to be this good....see
ya in hell bill"- madonna
"90% inspiration, 8% motivation and 5%
depravation"-pamela anderson
"masterpiece....a breathtaking , lyrical , stunningly
poetic combination of
shakespeare, milton, dickens and melville all rolled
into one.....i wept"- ozzy osbourne
"ozzys' lost his mind again"- sharon osbourne
"our only hope is he doesn't reproduce"- rush
limbaugh
"bill is so great ..i would let him have the last
donut....mmmmmmmm donuts"-homer simpson
"bill is to writing , what pauly shore is to acting"-
variety
"bill is so cute...i wish i was single"- jennifer
anniston
"bills' book started out fast ...quickly climaxed...
then fizzled in the end , leaving the reader totally
unsatisfied"- jenna jameson , porn star
"too wordy"- terrell owens
"bills' book could start world war III"- kofi annan ,
secretary general of the united nations
"epic...enormous..bill comes up huge"- john holmes
"outrageous...bills' stories make me look sane"-
denis rodman
"bills' advice saved our company"- ken lay , enron
"i had a great time last night bill...call me"-
condoleezza rice
"thanks for the alibi bill...good one"- scott peterson
"all time greatest book ever"- bill hill
"bills' book helped us enrich uranium...thanks bill"-
mahmoud ahmadinejad , president of iran
"bill is a true superhero"- clark kent , the daily
planet
seriously bill, great stuff, very very funny with some
good lessons. the stories were hilarious. i wish you
the best of luck and am looking forward to
your next project.
thanks for the laughs,
john
Boston, Massachusetts
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